Tha_Rainman Posted April 18, 2003 Report Share Posted April 18, 2003 (edited) This is humour peeps, no offence intended!enjoy ============================================My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that says'First Iraq, then France'."-- Tom Brokaw"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam fromIraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."-- Jay Leno"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is athreat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thruParis with a German Flag on it."-- Dave Letterman.......and my all time favorite! Why are all the highways in France linedwith trees? So the Germans can march in the shade!!!France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserablebecause it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable becausethey live in France.-- Mark TwainOnly thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.-- Ted NugentThe only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we foundtruffles in Iraq.War without France would be like ... uh ... World War IIWhat do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?-- The French ArmyQ. How do you stop a French Tank?A. Shoot the guy pushing.Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.A. We don't know, it's never been tried....And my favourite ==============================================================In the latest press conference regarding the security issues surronunding, newly-hired Micorsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday: "Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP Edited April 18, 2003 by Tha_Rainman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_Jew Posted April 18, 2003 Report Share Posted April 18, 2003 LMAO!!!! Man those jokes about the french almost killed me at the spot - the ones about world war II - LMAO great stuff!!Although you have to say that the french usually have self propelled tanks - but I am not sure about their conditions in World War II Great Stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Burns Posted April 19, 2003 Report Share Posted April 19, 2003 :unsure: :'( :'( :lol: you have to say that france has got decent tanks B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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