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This is humour peeps, no offence intended!

enjoy :d

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My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that says

'First Iraq, then France'."

-- Tom Brokaw

"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from

Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."

-- Jay Leno

"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a

threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru

Paris with a German Flag on it."

-- Dave Letterman

.......and my all time favorite! Why are all the highways in France lined

with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable

because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because

they live in France.

-- Mark Twain

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

-- Ted Nugent

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found

truffles in Iraq.

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

-- The French Army

Q. How do you stop a French Tank?

A. Shoot the guy pushing.

Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.

A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

...And my favourite :p

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LMAO!!!!  =8)  =8)  =8)  =8)

Man those jokes about the french almost killed me at the spot - the ones about world war II - LMAO great stuff!!

Although you have to say that the french usually have self propelled tanks - but I am not sure about their conditions in World War II  :BoXinG:

:smoke:  Great Stuff

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