Tha Masta Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Masta Posted April 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 My favorite ones:A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free. My favoriteFirst guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Burns Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 haha they're great.. wonder who comes up with these... you're not married are you ?? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_Jew Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. This one is my favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_Rainman Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 These are my favs: Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Great stuff dude!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Masta Posted April 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 Hehe, yeah I know that I am not married, got them from another site like most jokes here. But still I like them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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