Tha_Jew Posted May 8, 2003 Report Share Posted May 8, 2003 Since my previous joke was thrashed harshly by the frenchie I am giving it another go. [b]Another Hebrew to English Translated Joke[/b] A wife is cheating on her husband with her lover. They are having sex at her bedroom and suddenly she hears her husband coming in to the house. The lover quickly hides in the closet. When the husband enters the room he finds his wife naked. . . [b]Husband:[/b] Why are you naked [b]Wife:[/b] I dont have any clothes to wear [b]Husband:[/b] What do you mean you dont have any clothes to wear?? The husband opens the closet and starts browsing through all the clothes [b]Husband:[/b] There you go, shirt, shirt, blouse, pants, hi moshe, shirt, shirt and a dress! A day later when the husband tells the story to his colleagues at work they tell him: [i]"Cant you see your wife is cheating on you with Moshe!?"[/i] When the husband comes back from work he enters the room and the same thing happens. He finds his wife naked [b]Husband:[/b] Why are you naked? [b]Wife:[/b] I dont have any clothes to wear [b]Husband:[/b] What do you mean you dont have any clothes to wear?? The husband opens the closet and starts browsing through all the clothes again [b]Husband:[/b] There you go, shirt, shirt, blouse, pants, hi david tell moshe that he's a dead man, shirt, shirt and a dress! Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Burns Posted May 8, 2003 Report Share Posted May 8, 2003 haha now that's better what's the name of the husband? eyal? (probably...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_Jew Posted May 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2003 Nah his name is also Moshe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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