HiP Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share!!! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: I would go to the end of the world for you. SHE: But would you stay there? HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Mini-Caro* Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Haha, dees kende ik nog niet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letzlo Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 schitterend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negno Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Grappig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loof Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Hahaha dees is coowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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