Tha Masta Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 I first saw this joke in Germany when I received a mail from an Australian friend. Hope you like it!Geography of a Woman Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 35,she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. The Geography of a Man Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_Jew Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 LOLI knew the woman one but I didnt know the one about men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_Rainman Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 hehe how true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Burns Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 LOL still good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Masta Posted April 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2003 Everytime I read it the more true it gets to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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