Tha_Rainman Posted April 14, 2003 Report Share Posted April 14, 2003 (edited) Enjoy peeps ===============There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, the old man. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except Edited April 14, 2003 by Tha_Rainman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Burns Posted April 14, 2003 Report Share Posted April 14, 2003 neeeeeeeee!!!!! 0__o LMAO!!!!! this is one of the best jokes ever :lol: ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Masta Posted April 14, 2003 Report Share Posted April 14, 2003 LMAOSure is one of the best ones I heard yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_Jew Posted April 14, 2003 Report Share Posted April 14, 2003 heheGood one rainman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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